- I was going to be a professional bowler … I just didn’t go down that alley.
- I wanted to be a chef … I just ran out thyme.
- I had dreams to be a fisherman, but realized they weren’t reel.
- I was going to be a professional lumberjack … I just couldn’t hack it.
- I dreamt of becoming a doctor … but I just didnt have the patients.
- I wanted to be a fitness instructor but it just didn’t work out.
- I was going to be a cardiologist … but I didn’t have the heart for it.
- I was going to be a prospector, but it didn’t pan out.
- I tried to become a politician but I didn’t fit the bill.
- I was going to be a paper boy but I just didn’t go that route.
- I was going to become an electrician … I just couldn’t find my ground.
- I was going to be a carpenter, but I got board of that.
- I tried to pay for my schooling to become a geologist … I just couldn’t find the resources.
- I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high.
- I was going to be a comedian, but my act was just a joke.
- I was going to be a photographer but I couldn’t focus.
- I was gonna be a football player, but it just wasn’t the right field for me.
- I wanted to compete in marathons, but I couldn’t see myself doing it in the long run.
- I wanted to be an cation, but everyone around me was too negative.
- I played professional soccer even though it was not my original goal.
- I wanted to be a videogame tester, but those guys are on a whole other level.
- I was going to be a blackjack dealer, but it just wasn’t in the cards.
- I wanted to be a skiing instructor, but then things went downhill.
- I wanted to be a captain but that ship sailed.
These are gold.
